ေယာက္်ား...!!!!!! မိန္းမ......!!!!!!

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(၁) ေၾသာ္...ေယာက်္ား

ေတြ႕စ
ဟာ.. ခ်စ္စရာေလး...ျဖဴလႊလႊေလး....နတ္သမီးေလးက်ေနတာပဲ။

ခ်စ္စ
ကမာၻေပၚမွာ အလွဆံုး၊ အေကာင္းဆံုး မိန္းကေလး....ငါသူကိုပဲလက္ထပ္မယ္။

လက္ထပ္းျပီး(၅)ႏွစ္
ဒီမိန္းမ ပစိပစပ္နဲ႔ၾကာေလဆိုးေလပဲ ငါသည္းခံလုိ႕မရေတာဘူး။

လက္ထပ္ျပီး(၁၀)ႏွစ္
ကမာၻေပၚမွာ ရုပ္အဆိုးဆံုး မိန္းမ...အက်ဳိးသင့္ အေၾကာင္းသင့္ မစဥ္းစာတတ္တဲ့ မိန္းမငါဘာလို႕သူကို လက္ထပ္မိပါလိမ့္။

လက္ထပ္ျပီး အႏွစ္(၂၀)
သူရဲ႕ ဆိုးျပစ္ေတြ၊ မေကာင္းတဲ့ အက်င့္ေတြကို ဖယ္လိုက္ေတာ့ နည္းနည္းခံသာပါေသးတယ္။

လက္ထပ္ျပီး အႏွစ္(၃၀)
တစ္ခါတေလမွာ သူသေဘာထားျပည့္ဝရွာပါတယ္။ အိမ္ေထာင္လည္း ထိန္းႏုိင္တယ္။ေနာင္ဘဝရွိရင္သူ႕ကိုပဲ ငါလက္ထပ္မယ္။

မိ္န္းမေသဆံုးျပီးေနာက္
ဘယ္ေလာက္ထိ ဝမ္းနည္းတယ္ဆိုတာ ေျပာျပလို႕ မတတ္ေအာင္ပါပဲ။ ငါဟာ ကမာၻေပၚမွာရွိတဲ့အေကာင္းဆံုး မိန္းမတစ္ဦးကိုဆံုးရွုံုးလိုက္ရျပီ.....။။။။


(၂)ေၾသာ္....မိန္းမ

ေတြ႕စ
ဟင္း...မအူမလည္ေလး.... တံုးအအ ပံုစံေလးနဲ႕....ခ်စ္ဖို႕ေကာင္းတယ္

ခ်စ္စ
သူအရမ္းရိုးသားတာပဲ။ စကားလည္း နားေထာင္တယ္။ သနားကမားေလး... ငါ႔သူနဲ႕ပဲ လက္ထပ္မယ္။

လက္ထပ္ျပီး (၁)ႏွစ္
သူ မဆိုးဘူး ။ ဗဟုသုတလည္းရွိတယ္၊ ငါ့ကိုလဲ ၾကင္နာတယ္၊ ေယာက္်ားပီသတယ္။

လက္ထပ္ျပီး(၅)ႏွစ္
သူေတာ္မွန္း အခုမွ သိေတာ့တယ္။ တစ္ျခားေယာက္်ားေတြနဲ မတူဘူး၊ ၾကိဳးစားတယ္။

လက္ထပ္ျပီး(၁၀)ႏွစ္
သူဟာဒီကမာၻမွာ အေကာင္းဆံုး ေယာက္်ားပဲ။ သူသာမရွိရင္ ငါဘယ္လို အသက္ရွင္ရ မလဲေတာင္ မသိဘူး။

လက္ထပ္ျပီး အႏွစ္ (၂၀)
သူ႔ရဲ႕ေကာင္းကြက္ေတြ တစ္ျဖည္းျဖည္း နည္းလာပါလား....

လက္ထပ္ျပီး အႏွစ္(၃၀)
မေကာင္းတာေတြ ပိုပိုမ်ားလားပါလား။ ပ်င္းလည္း ပ်င္းေသး၊ တံုးလည္း တံုးေသး၊ ေခါင္းက မာေသး...

လက္ထပ္ျပီး အႏွစ္(၄၀)
တံုးတံုးအအ ဒီအဘိုးၾကီး ကို ေနာက္္ဘဝမွာ ဘာပဲေျပာေျပာ မယူဘူး.....

ေယာက္်ားေသဆံုးျပီးေနာက္
ငါ့ကို တစ္ေယာက္တည္း ရက္ရက္စက္စက္ ထားသြားျပန္ျပီ....။။။

ဆက္ဖတ္ပါ...

ျပန္ေခါက္ထားပါ...

Best Friend (သူငယ္ခ်င္းေကာင္း)

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.
During some point of the journey they had an argument,
and one friend slapped the other one in the face.

The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything,
wrote in the sand:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND
SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis,
where they decided to take a bath. The one who
had been slapped got stuck in the mire and
started drowning, but the friend saved him.
After he recovered from the near drowning,
he wrote on a stone:

TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and
saved his best friend asked him,
"After I hurt you, you wrote in the
sand and now, you write on a stone,
why!!!!?"
The other friend replied "When someone
hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds
of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone
does something good for us, we must engrave
it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND
AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person,
an hour to appreciate them,
a day to love them,
but then an entire life to forget them.

Do not value the THINGS you have in your life..
But value WHO you have in your life!

ဆက္ဖတ္ပါ...

ျပန္ေခါက္ထားပါ...

Our only Parents (Happy birthday Mum)

ဒီေန႔ က်ေရာက္ေသာ ေမေမ့ ေမြးေန႕ မွ သည္ ေနာင္ သက္ ၁၀၀ ေက်ာ္ တိုင္ က်န္မာရႊင္လန္း စြာ အဖိုးတန္လွေသာ တရားဓမၼ တိုကို က်င့္သံုး နိုင္ပါေစ လို႕ .... ေဝးတေနရာေရာက္ သားႀကီး မင္းျမတ္ဖုန္း က ဒီ Post ေလး နဲဲ႕ ေဖေဖ နဲ႔ ေမေမ ကို ကန္ေတာ့ လိုက္ပါတယ္...

မိဘေတြ အားလံုး အတြက္.....

Daughter-In-Law: "When I cooked food whichare blend, you will grumblethat they are tasteless. Now that I have cooked saltier, you complained that

you can't swallow this at all! What exactly do you want?"

When the son came back, the mother immediately ate the food without a
word. She stared at him.

The son took a taste on his mother's food and spitted out immediately.
He ranted at his wife," Didn't I told you that my mother cannot take too
salty food?!"

The wife shouted,"OK! She's your mum! You cook for her in future!"
After saying that, she stormed into their room angrily.

Feeling helpless, the son told the mother,"Mum, don't eat this anymore.
I will cook you a bowl of noodles."

The mother said,"Son, you have something to tell me? Don't keep
everything to yourself."

Son:"Mum, I am going to get promoted soon and my upcoming working
schedule will be very, very tight...and as for my wife...ummm...she said
she will be going out to work...."

The mother understood what he meant and said in a begging manner,"Son,
please don't send me to the Old Folks' Home.."

The son remained silent and tried to think of a good reason to persuade
her mother.

Then he said," There is nothing wrong with the Old Folks' Home. Once
my wife had went out to work, no one will serve you as well as the Home
which provides you meals and care. It would definitely much better than
being at home."

The son went for a bath after that and went into the Study Room. He
looked out from the windows and thought back and hesitated a while....

His mother has been remaining as a widow since she was young with him,
and brought him up painstakingly, solely.

She tried all means to earn as much as she could, in order to support
him in studying overseas. Yet she expected nothing nor used her past
painful experience to threaten his son to be filial.

While now, his wife is threatening him with the stake of their
marriage.

"Should I send my Mum to the Home?" He asked himself.

"The only person who will accompany you till the end of your life would
be your wife.." said a friend before.

"Your mother is in old age now, and if she's lucky, she might be able
to live for a few more years longer. Why not be filial to her for this
period of time? reminded by some relatives.

He was stuck in a dilemma. He did not want to think anymore, in order
not to affect his decision.

The son found a Home with high standards, built on a beautiful and
transquil mountain top. He told himself that he would feel much better
when the more he spent.

When the son helped his mother into the lobby of the Home, the 42" TV
was turned on. The programme shown on screen was a comedy. But no one
was laughing.

A few old folks, dressed similarly in clothing, were sitting there, in
a daze. There was one who was sitting improperly on a sofa, there was one
who was bending down to pick up a piece of biscuit from the floor, there
was one who was talking to himself...

The son knew that his mother likes sunlight, so he chose a room with
ample sun rays shining into the room. By viewing out from the room, was a
big piece of greenery scene. Few nurses were wheeling some old folks out
for some fresh air.

It was so pathetic of silence in the background. The sun would still
need to set down.

Soon it was dusk.

The son told the mother,"Mum, I am leaving."

The mother waved to him to say goodbye, opening her toothless mouth..

He turned back to look at his mother. She was full of grey hair and
wrinkled skin with deep set eyes...

He found that she was really old.

He remembered when he was six, due to some circumstances, his mother
cannot bring him along with her thus temporarily placed him at a
relative's home for few days. He recalled hugging his mother's thigh and begged her
not to leave him alone. In the end, his mother never leave him alone and
decide to stay with him.

He stopped thinking and left.

When he returned home, his wife and his mother-in-law were busy
discarding things from his mother's room, happily.

One of the discarded item was his tall trophy which he won as First
Prize when he was young. He wrote an essay on "MY MOTHER".

The second item discarded was a dictionary. That was the first gift
from his mother, who scrimped and saved for a month in order to buy for
him.

He shouted,"Enough! Stop discarding anymore!"

His mother-in-law cried," There were so much rubbish. If don't
discard, there would not be any place for my stuff.."

His wife continued,"Yeah! Need to dump away that old, stinky bed of
your mum too. We will buy a new bed for my mum later,"

He saw some pictures from the stack..they were taken at a zoo and
amusement park when his mother brought him there.

"These are precious belongings of my Mum! You can't discard them!"

"What sort of attitude is this? I demand you to apologise to my Mum
NOW!" ranted the wife.

The husband said," When I got married with you, that showed that I
will love your Mum too. But why can't you do the same too?"

He went back to the Home and saw his mother weeping in between her
frail legs. She was missing the moments when her son would apply
ointment for her every night...

The son kneeled before her and said,"Mum, here I come. I brought the
ointment too."

The mother said," I will apply it myself, Son! You still need to work
tomorrow. Go home, Son!"

Son said,"Mum, please forgive me! Let's go home!"


Hope this is inspirational and touching to you.
Without our parents, we won't be here.
No parents will resort to harm their own children.
They only want the benefits for them.

For Daughters & Sons: Please remember to return gratitude to your dads
and mums.

For Daughter-In-Laws & Sons-In-Laws: Please love your in laws as you
did to your parents, coz without them, you will not find your
partners...they are parents too..

ဆက္ဖတ္ပါ...

ျပန္ေခါက္ထားပါ...

Very Funny

Bryan came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinkingdrunk, as he often did and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep.
He gave a peck on the cheek and fell asleep.

When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian,
"and what are you doing in my bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch.
We can only send you back as a dog or a hen."

Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground.

"This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.

The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first day here?"

"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to explode".

"You're ovulating" explained the rooster, "don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".

"Never" replies Brian.

"Well just relax and let it happen"

And so he did and after a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail.
An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him...ever!!!

The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg
he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting
"Brian !!! , wake up you drunken bas*ard,

You're sh*tting on the bed!!!"

ေပ်ာ္ရႊင္နိုင္ပါေစ.....

ဆက္ဖတ္ပါ...

ျပန္ေခါက္ထားပါ...

The Woman

Pass this on to your lady friends to remind themhow fantastic they are.... Pass it on to males you know.Somethimes they need to be reminded..!!!

When God created woman he was working late on the 6th day An Angel came by and said:
"Why spend so much time on that one?"
And the Lord answered:
"Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her?""
She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the sametime, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all thins with only two hands".

The angel was impressed.
"Just two hands...impossible!"And this is the standard model? !"Too much work for one day... wait until tomorrow and than complete her"

"I will not", said the Lord. "I am so close to complete this creation, whichwill be the favorite of my heart"."She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day".

The angel came nearer and touched the woman.
"But you have made her so soft, Lord"

"She is soft", said the lord, "But I have also made her strong. You can't imagine what she can endure and overcome.

""Can she think? "the angel asked.

The Lord answered:
Not only can she think, she can reason and negotiate."
The angel touched the womans cheek...
"Lord,it seems this creation is leaking!You have put too many burdens on her."
"She is not leaking... it's a tear" the lord corrected the angel
"What's it for?" asked the angel.
And the Lord said:Tears are her way of expressing grief, her doubts, her love, her loneliness, her suffering and her pride."
This made a big impression on the angel; "Lords, you are genius.You thought of everything. The woman is indeed marvellous!"
Indeed she is ! Woman has strangths that amazes man.
She can handle trouble and carry heavy brudens.
She holds happiness, love and opinions.
She smiles when feeling like screamin.
She sings when she feels like crying, crys when she is happy and laughs when she is afraid.
She fights for what she belives in.Stand up against injustice.
She doesn't take "no" for an answer, when she can see a better solution.
She gives herself so her family can thrive.
She takes her friend to the doctor if she is afraid.Her love is unconditional.
She cries when her kids are victorious.
She is happy when her friends do well.
She is glad when she hears of a birth or a wedding.Her heart is broken when a next of kin of friend dies.
But she finds the strength to get on with life.
She know that a kiss and a hug can heal a broken heart.
There is only one things wrong with her

She forgets what she is Worth.....

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